Thursday, March 31, 2016

My Hateful 8 review, thanks to GoDaddy coupon CJCSIGLERP

I love the movies, most of the time, like I love our GoDaddy coupon CJCSIGLERP which gets you 30% off your entire order of new products only.
So, I love going to the movies. It's a super fun communal experience, and there are snacks.

These are two things about seeing Hateful 8 that I liked, but there wasn't a ton more.

My spoiler free review:

The short: Tarantino needs an editor. Yes, really. This movie was indulgently long and I would have liked it more if someone had edited it.

The longer: There are a lot of great things about this movie. The cast is great, and Channing Tatum is a nice surprise.  Jennifer Jason Leigh did a wonderful job, and everyone generally acquits themselves well.

The set is beautiful and the costumes are perfect.  The snowy weather, the warm fire, and hot coffee are all scene setting and good.

And yet, it's long and kind of boring and indulgent. It doesn't have to be this way, Q. Seriously. It doesn't. You can make it shorter and it will actually make it better.  Try it sometime, and let me know your thoughts.

And for those reading at home, wait for the DVD of this one. Or just skip it all together.

Thursday, March 24, 2016

What We Do In the Shadows was awesome! My review courtesy of GoDaddy coupon CJCSIGLERC

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The short: Viago, Deacon, and Vladislav are vampires who are finding that modern life has them struggling with the mundane - like paying rent, keeping up with the chore wheel, trying to get into nightclubs, and overcoming flatmate conflicts.

The Long: I haven't laughed this much at a movie in a long, long time.  You should get to know these four vampires - Viago, Vladislav, Deacon, and Petyr.

They are your typical roommate vampires - they share a flat in the Wellington suburb of Te Aro. Although Viago, Vladislav, and Deacon are all several centuries old, they have retained normal human appearances, but the 8,000-year-old Petyr resembles Count Orlok and acts more savagely than the younger vampires. 

Each night, Viago, Vladislav, and Deacon prowl the streets of Wellington searching for people to kill, but they must stay in the flat during the day to avoid sunlight—which is lethal to vampires—therefore they have not adapted to 21st-century life. Deacon has a human servant (familiar)—Jackie—who runs errands for the vampires, but she is frustrated that Deacon will not turn her into a vampire. 

You'll have to tune in to see what happens, but I promise you it won't take an eternity and you won't be sorry.

Wednesday, March 16, 2016

How I love Mad Max: Fury Road! Learn why this March with my review courtesy of GoDaddy coupon CJCSIGLERC

Fury road
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The short: A woman rebels against a tyrannical ruler in postapocalyptic Australia in search for her home-land with the help of a group of female prisoners, a psychotic worshipper, and a drifter named Max.

The Long: Oh gosh did I enjoy this movie! It was shiny and chrome and full of great shots, awesome set design and a killer array of costumes. All that, and I haven't even talked about the story itself!

Furiosa is a hard fighting, kick ass warrior. And she's a woman with one arm. No big deal for her in the post-apocalyptic near future. She adapts just like everyone else, because she has no other option. 

Years after the collapse of civilization, the tyrannical Immortan Joe enslaves apocalypse survivors inside the desert fortress the Citadel. When the warrior Imperator Furiosa (Charlize Theron) leads the despot's five wives in a daring escape, she forges an alliance with Max Rockatansky (Tom Hardy)

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Thursday, March 10, 2016

I dig Jane the Virgin! My review courtesy of GoDaddy coupon CJCSIGLERC

My review of Jane the Virgin, Thanks to our  Godaddy coupon CJCSIGLERC, I'm going to tell you why!

The short: Jane the Virgin who gets accidentally inseminated by with a sperm in the doctors office. She has to go through her pregnancy as a pregnant virgin. 

The Long: Jane is very strong in her faith with a very good role model in her life, her grandmother. Jane planned on staying a virgin until marriage until she got accidentally inseminated. She had to go through this whole pregnancy as a virgin and who is not married. 

This is one of my favorite shows to binge watch. Jane the Virgin seems like a girly type show but it is filled with lots of crime solving and many mysteries. My favorite character is Jane's Grandma. She seems to have figured out life and is very wise. Jane's Grandma counsels Jane and her mother through all of their problems and dumb decisions.

I would recommend this movie to anyone who likes shows that are on the more girly side but make you think.

Friday, March 4, 2016

Go see Deadpool then check out my review courtesy of GoDaddy coupon CJCSIGLERC

Guys, you know you're going to love Deadpool. Thanks to our  Godaddy coupon CJCSIGLERC, I'm going to tell you why!

First off, all your pals loved it, and I'm sure they've told you you will love it. They're right. All your co-workers loved it too, and they are STILL talking about it in the breakroom.

My spoiler free review:

The short:  It's a comic book movie for folks who aren't kids. There's lots of grown up hardcore stuff happening to Deadpool, and lots of blood, and guts and loss. It's not pretty, but it is pretty awesome. 

The Long: Wade Wilson is a former Special Forces operative who now works as a mercenary. His world comes crashing down when evil scientist Ajax (Ed Skrein) tortures, disfigures and transforms him into Deadpool. The rogue experiment leaves Deadpool with accelerated healing powers and a twisted sense of humor. With help from mutant allies Colossus and Negasonic Teenage Warhead (Brianna Hildebrand), Deadpool uses his new skills to hunt down the man who nearly destroyed his life.

Go get some!